Saturday, January 24, 2009

My Dearest Bl0g,

it is saturdaynight and hear i sit, in siszszizsissizzz channeling Rosie and attempting to start the 3 weeks of work I havent done this quarter,
i feel i came to the conclusion it was time for me to do something productive at some point last night
you see, i drank three sparx and collapsed on my kitchen floor crying with laughter by 8:47pm,
threw burning cigarette in kitchen sink and fellinto a mattress in the hallway
I went to my old house, I am not quite sure why, I got stuck there for a little bit and I dont know why this happened

When I finally left, almost immediately had I hit the darkroad of the night, my thumb yet not in the air, when did a crew of glee almost hit me with their car,
and off we went to a myriad of hopeless parties boringhipsters and boringhippies

i met a boy who said he sees me at every party he goes to, and i smiled and thanked him and guzzled his drink

but as the night wore on and i stumbled around a room that was a kitchen and bathroom at once
blabbering to my childcare coworker how i should have gotten laid


and onias gave me a ride home and my dress got all wet as i was dumbly sitting on a juicy bag of garbage,
and i babbled on about all sorts of things he doesnt care about

it was then i kind of realized how utterly pointless i am making my existence out to be
bored, restless,
came saw conquered what am i supposed to do now?

Thursday, January 22, 2009



Oh little playmate.
come out and play with me
and bring your dollies three
climb up my apple tree
slide down my rain barrel
into my cellar door
and we'll be jolly friends
for ever more
more, more

I'm sorry playmate
I cannot play with you
My dolly's got the flu
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ain't got no rain barrel
Ain't got no cellar door
but we'll be jolly friends
forever more
more, more
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